They posted me to Victoria but I appealed for ACS! And guess what people!!!!! It came through!

I am now stuck in ACS!

A very merry, wet (Singaporean) christmas to all out there! Especially to my friends and family!

As I write this, I am chomping on a piece of pepperoni pizza. I'm searching for a few christmas jokes. Here are a few.

No 1.Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

No 2.Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

No 3.What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs.

No 4.The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he shouted. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"

No 5.A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"
Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

No 6.(What Reindeer Talk About During Their Christmas Flight
10. "Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?"
9. "He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really
think he knows which one is which?"
8. "I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE!"
7. "Sure...HIS seat is a floatation device. What about us?"
6. "Tried those new lite oats? You really should."
5. "Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I’m beat."
4. "HEY!" Watch the antlers there, buddy!"
3. "Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?"
2. "You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingle bells
really get annoying!"
1. "So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer
games?")

No 7.Please, Santa
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady
about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.
Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled
very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for
Christmas?"
"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.
"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,''
smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "
Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

No 8.Santa Goes To Texas
Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because
it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As
soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look!
The big red one! Isn't he someone famous?
Santa thought, "Gee, I'll never get any rest if people star asking
to sit on my lap and try to tell me things they want." So he
decided to disguise himself. He bought a cowboy outfit complete
with cowboy boots and cowboy hat. "No one will know me now, I look
just like everyone else!" he thought happily.
As soon as Santa started walking down the street people began to
point and say, "Look! It's that famous Christmas personality!"
Santa rushed around a corner to hide.
"It's my beard!" he thought. "They recognize me because of my long
white beard!" So Santa went to a barbershop and had his beard
shaved off. "I really look like everybody else now!" Santa thought.
So he walked down the street with a big smile on his face.
Suddenly a man shouted, "It's him! It's him! Look everybody!"
Santa couldn't believe it. He was sure that no one would recognize
him. So Santa walked up to the man and said, "How did you
recognize me?"
The man looked at Santa and said, "You? I don't know you, but
isn't that four-legged guy with the big red nose behind you
Rudolph?"

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

The weather is really killing me the last 2 days has been rain non-stop. My sandals have not stayed dry for the last 2 days. Now it has caused them to fall apart after I had just pieced it together with super glue. And today the weather is great!

Its so bloody random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! THE INTERNET HAS FINALLY BEEN RESTORED! HALALUYA! Wait....I mean HALLEYULA! I mean HALLEYUBA! I mean ... oh whatever.....

I don't have much to write about now so bye!